WWJD? If many Republican Delegates were asked that question and answered honestly, they'd say "spank the other cheek". From the NY Daily News:

With thousands of Republicans set to invade the city this summer, high-priced escorts and strippers are preparing for one grand old party. Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden. "We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week," said a madam at a Manhattan escort service. "It's the week everyone wants to work."

This, of course, is opposed to the same period of time for the 101st Keyboarders who will simply order an extra Tacorito and a big bag of Cheetos and proceed to make their "special weapon" all orangey when Bush daughters Jenna and Barbara appear together onscreen.