Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Iraq: The non-Musical & other Fun Strike up "Stuck in the Middle with You" "Where you going Senator?" "Washington, I'm going to personally chimpeach that war-mongering sonofabitch." Tweaking yesterday's Supreme Court rulings, the Bush Administration sent the road company of "Godspell" straight to Abu Ghraib prison for violating the lesser known "Your Revival Musical Sucks Act". New Iraqi Ambassador John Negroponte gets a fix on where in the new U.S. Embassy he is supposed to look to NOT see Iraqi death squads operating. While well-wishers surround alleged Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi, Ahmed Chalabi deftly picks his pocket. "Hey Jerry Bremer, you just spent 15 months ruling the green zone, and now you're leaving that hell hole by pretending to hand over sovereignty in the quietest such ceremony in history. What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to EuroDisney World." "So long, suckers!" "When the feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to, But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to. Even though this might bruise you, Let it burn Let it burn, Gotta let it burn"
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