Cruel Post of the Day I can't just sit around working at the job I do in real life and wait until tomorrow when I can laugh at the imbecility of the Nooner. No, my bile must have a target, and a suitable one. Where does one go for such easy victims? Why the intersection of Cannonization Street & Beatification Avenue (this week only), and its web moron mistress Kathryn J. Lopez.

RING YOUR BELLS FOR REAGAN ON FRIDAY, 1 PM EST [KJL] LET TRIBUTE RING FOR THE MAN WHO LET RELIGIOUS FREEDOM RING TELL YOUR CONSTITUENTS TO RING CHURCH BELLS AT 1PM EDT FRIDAY

Yes, ring your bell for Reagan at 1 p.m. And then, about last call (2 a.m. in the District) on Saturday chug that last "Long Island Ice Tea" and do what you can about that desperate woman (at least we thing it is) at the end of the bar. Ring KJL's bell. Go on and "hit it" for the Gipper!