Friday, July 09, 2004

Tennet Falls upon his Sword This just in: Senate Intelligence Committee report slams CIA for failures in the run-up to the Iraq war. Apparently the report blasts Tennet for the CIA's repeated failures to analyze intelligence and respond to terrorist threats. George Tennet responses: "Phhhhhttzp! I am leaving office in a few days. Talk to Chimpy and Trusty!" Death toll in Iraq reaches 1,000. Damn you Chimpy and Trusty.
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