Idiocy Abroad As Mr. Turkee goes to Turkey after a trip to what he refer's to as "R"land, we highlight some of the "high"lights. The Preznit is temporarily distracted by an object in the sky, moments later he was informed its just people up on battlements giving him the finger. When traveling overseas with Chimpy McFlightsuit, it is always a good idea to make sure the coast is clear before leaving the plane, lest you be thought of as being with him. Greenpeace's sidewalk version of "To Kill a Mockingbird" was not as popular this year as in the past because their plan to have President Bush play "Boo Radley" fell through. Posture Boy Bush bows down and pays his respects to Attaturk. Yeh, that's it biatches, all fall down and worship me, Mr. Caption-bloggin' Boy -- bring on the Women. Huh, Ataturk? not Attaturk? Whatever, like Chimpy, I'm too busy writing lame captions to pay attention to such trivial facts being a buzzkill to my coming imperium.