We May Yet Be the Recipient of Shows about Tea Cozies and Doilies for Years to Come...Free Martha Stewart... In a story that is only slightly less bizarre and certainly far less tragic than that of Nick Berg, it appears an employee of the Secret Service forensic lab is going to be charged with perjury connected to his testimony in Martha Stewart's trial. Perjured testimony that may have convicted her:

Secret Service testimony did play a role in her trial because the Secret Service lab did analysis of the ink used on a worksheet her broker filled out. A lab scientist testified that they turned out to be two different inks.

Martha baby, I knew you "was" innocent all along...come home baby and give me a lovely centerpiece...and some money.