The Rising Hegemon Movie Review Troy, not to be confused with the a lesser known Aegean City of the time, Larry. If your biggest disappointment with Gladiator was -- "it just wasn't homoerotic enough", this is certainly the movie for you. For you uber-nerds, Legolas and Boromir are in it, Legolas is still handy with a bow, and is often shirtless. The Incredible Hulk is in it, but is only green at the end and its kind of a drag. (ho, ho, ho, I kill me) He too is often shirtless. For you older viewers, Lawrence of Arabia is in it, his character is, um, not very bright. But, on the other hand he keeps his shirt on. For those of you who like your Greeks blonde, Brad Pitt is in it, and remember "what happens in Troy, stays in Troy", he is usually shirtless, and often pantless. Once again we learn that the ancient Greeks had British accents.