Predict the Breaking News According to CNN, "At least one technique removed from list of interrogation methods used by U.S. military in Iraq, sources tell CNN. Details soon." Oh, what could the technique be? -- Self-Imposed Banana Enema? -- Redneck Mating Ritual Displays? -- Fleshy Human Pyramid? -- Spankin' the Monkey? -- Spankin' the other guys Monkey? -- The Smoke 'n Point? -- The Electric Testicles Experience? -- The "My this Bag smells terrific?" -- Repeatedly saying "Nee"? Ooh, I'm more excited than Jim Inhofe with a roll of quarters in his pocket (or was he just happy to see me?)