At least if he was gettin' Laid he'd have an Excuse Ah, the joys of youth, enjoying college, learning new things, meeting new people, experiencing different cultures, the parties, the occasional recreational drug use, trying a new religion out for a week or two, building the biggest bong on your dorm floor, and, of course, the occasional bout of drunken sex. These are the things that help you grow into solid, stolid adulthood, where you get the irresponsibility out of the way so you can be a boring twit the rest of your life. These are also the experiences TBogg's second favorite conservative (after the World's Worst Mother of course) is bound and determined to be above. He has been a boring twit since those "hairs down there" started a growin'. Like all good right-wing dorks, the "Virgin Ben" (again, credit to TBogg) is a mixture of fundamentalism, naivity, repression and as this link demonstrates, deceitfulness. The four horsemen of our current GOP apocalypse. How funny that the Virgin Ben is shown to be just like his idol, Screaming Harpie Annie Coulter, a lying, deceitful bag o'shite, that when called on such lies, hangs up the phone, runs away like a ninny, and goes and lies somewhere else, only to have the episode repeat itself again.