Magical Misery Tour From the LA Times: Dick Cheney Taking a Bus through Three States:

Cheney, for instance, is being dispatched this weekend on a two-day bus tour through Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania — an unusual assignment in these battleground states for someone who acknowledges that he is less comfortable with the flash of retail politics than with "solid, serious conversation."

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