It's Not a Real FUBAR until the Extremist make Threats Against the Extremist As the Iraqi Quislings announce their plan to declare not quite Marshall Law (can we call it Eminem Law?) the militant groups are pumping up the volume. Apparently Emanuel Goldstein Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is now longer the new hotness -- he is now old-n-busted.

...the Arabic language TV network al-Arabiya said it received a taped statement from a group that calls itself the Rescue Group threatening Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the most-wanted terror suspect in the country. The group denounced the actions by al-Zarqawi and his followers as hurtful to Iraq, particularly the kidnapping of foreigners. The previously unknown group has called for the killing of al-Zarqawi if he doesn't leave Iraq. Coalition officials blame al-Zarqawi for dozens of attacks on coalition forces and Iraqi civilians. The United States recently raised the bounty on his head to $25 million. Al-Zarqawi is also believed to be behind the beheading of two hostages in Iraq, an American and a South Korean.

I tend to agree that Al-Zarqawi is now looking at his 15 minutes being up. I believe he is no longer rumored to be seeing Christian Aguilera so obviously his cache is gone. I mean when you cannot even maintain a relationship with someone who's 15 minutes was up before yours, you know you are so over.