Enabler Sully, Sully, Sully...would you offer cocaine to Robert Downey? Heroin to Courtney Love? Pretzels to the Codpieced Crusader?

BUY HITCH A DRINK: I'm not sure this is the best idea, but who am I to object? Instead of paying our favorite writers, why not reward them with Johnny Walker Red?

UPDATE: Commenter Rob at Pandagon had a line I will put here because I wish I had thought of it:

So when does the fundraiser to buy Chris Hitchen's a liver start?