Rick Santorum -- Hidden Agenda The most manly heterosexual gay basher since Gary Bauer has centerstage in this week's politically timed derision of "how all the gay people are ruining the country" debate. This, of course, takes valuable time away from muslim jokes and book burnin' but Ricky is up to it. "Bill's Ass, real or surgically enhanced? So firm, so very, very firm" One is never too old to get that special "Santorum" touch to your special place. That's a lovely tractor Farmer Brown but, um, where are your goats? Oh, Oh, that buttplug is coming loose. Look, baldness is a sign of significiant levels of testosterone. Room 1232, 9:30 this evening. Just think about it. Lot of drinking...lot...of...drinking.