My Suggestion for the Bush Campaign On the campaign trail, just get rid of the pretense and campaign with a stunt casket draped in a flag. At every applause line, you can look over at the casket and wink, nod, or point in a jocular fashion. Add one of your "Beavis & Butthead" laughs for added emphasis. Can't be any worse than what you are doing, and it comes with snazzy visuals.