A Picture that Needs its own posting. Disturbing and Humiliating on So Many Levels. About a month ago, we posted a story about how the United States has a substantial "historical figures' penis gap". The Russians have Rasputin's Wang, while we only have Napoleon's "complex" member. Well, now, thanks to the efforts of many brave operatives we have obtained photographic evidence of what we, in the U.S. are up against. Below is a picture of Rasputin's "Johnson" complete with disturbingly posed-admiring hottie. I do believe that this is a growing campaign issue that Senator Kerry can address (and if you've read Wonkette, you know why). We may be Rising Hegemon, but for today we may feel we should change our name to Freudian Hegemon.