The Litany: What the White House Now Blames George Tenet For Hair Not on Fire Enough in the Summer of 2001 Ordering the Hiding of a Detainee from the Red Cross The Slam Dunk of WMD Intelligence in Iraq Yellow Cake Janet Jackson's boobie peek. Adrianna getting whacked. Puttin' the moves on Marta Limbaugh Telling CNN that Letterman doctored the video of the Sleepy Kid at the Bush Speech. Frodo Destroying the Ring Pearl Harbor