It is Theme Day Attaturk is quite tired. It may be those late evenings worrying that I am going to be fingered as the father of Julia Roberts' pending children; it may be that my historical reenactment group doesn't want to reenact the Charge of the Light Brigade on Segways; it may be the nightmares I have of desperate pillow fights with David Brooks. But whatever it is, I am quite tired. So, rather than be inventive, I'll just reuse a theme I used a few posts ago. Not having "Sexual Relations" with Her? Old 'n Busted Actually NOT having such relations with her? New Hotness