That Should be a Hell of a Pamphlet From the New Yorker (via Hesiod)

Two years from now—give or take—Elizabeth Spiers, the founding editor of the gossip Web sites Gawker and The Kicker, will publish her first novel. Around the same time, Glenn Reynolds, who writes the political Web log Instapundit, will also have a book in stores...

Egads! If Glenn Reynolds wrote Moby Dick the entire book would be:

"Ishmael thinks that crazy captains and white whales don't mix".

Nah!, we are talking about Instacracker so I would imagine his spin would be:

"Ahab's spokesman, 'Fedallah McClellan' states that like Starbuck before him, Ishmael is a disgruntled man who is now just trying to sell a book" Indeed.