It is to Laugh According to Drudge (so its 60% to 80% likely and 100 Percent Obnoxious) Bill Sammon, who Drudge describes as a best selling author, but whom most would call the "Moonie Times White House Syncophant", has a book coming out with lots of juicy quotes from Commander Codpiece, the world's only Swedophobe (Karl Rove), and Andrew Card (aka, Not exciting enough for a nickname). Now I don't mean to deflate poor little Closeted Roy Cohn, but the White House should probably think a little more about its affiliations. After all, Bill Sammon for all we know was present at the time Asian Jesus was crowned at a Senate Office Building.