Internet fame comparitor of the Week: Wonkette vs. Attaturk
As long as I can remember to do so -- or until I get bored with this whole blogging thing -- each week I will compare myself to someone who actually attracts internet hits. Today, me versus internet pixie Wonkette:
The default: Wonkette is marginally famous, Attaturk the Blogger, um, isn't.
1. Wonkette at least pretends to be an Emo-Wearing cutie.
Attaturk, no comment -- but certainly not cute. Mumu wearing maybe.
2. Wonkette sees famous pundits in person.
Attaturk sees famous pundits on the TeeVee.
3. Wonkette stalks fellow internet celeb Matthew Yglesias.
Attaturk wants to know what is more famous: Matthew Yglesias's father; Matthew Yglesias's mole; or that Matthew had sex with Anna Kournikova?
...Oh, sorry, apparently I am thinking of a different person. Attaturk thinks Matthew Yglesias looks disturbingly like internet quasi-celeb, the Virgin Ben [moniker compliments of TBogg].
4. Wonkette loosely affiliated with Porn Site purveyor and Gawker.
Attaturk, gawks at Porn.
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
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