Ann Coulter: You Know What to Do She comes out on stage at the Munich Beer Hall White House shimmying -- if you want to call it that -- in her best leather miniskirt, one cut so high you can almost see her testicles, and belts out in her best sultry purr chain-smoking growl.

Happy Bushday to You, Happy Bushday to You, Happy Bushday, my appointed Preznit, Happy Bushday, to you!