Italy, You've Been Bushed! In Salute to the Arts, Bush performs a Stiring Aria from "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas". Silvio Berlusconi reacts as his translator tries to figure out how to say "Strategery" in Italian Berlusconi congratulates Condi Rice on her choice of Earthtones A crestfallen Commander Codpiece realizes a stuffed flightsuit pales in comparison to a great Hat