Sunday, April 11, 2004

Bush: Excuse me terrorists, but you see I'm dumb as a Post. If you want me to guess what you are up to, you are going to have to be clearer. The President of the United States. We've all assumed he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But today Bush uttered a quote that makes "but I didn't inhale" the very height of believable explanations. Bush said if there had been any specific intelligence pointing to threats of attacks on New York and Washington, "I would have moved mountains" to prevent it. So excuse me Al Qaeda, but if you are going to attack us, if you'd be kind enough to tell us the time, place, and method it would be ever so helpful. You people are really rude for murdering terrorists.
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