Peggy Noonan Bukkake According to Nooner's, Chimpy McFlightsuit, who avoided service is the real hero, and John Kerry just another fake. Each and every week, the Dolphin lover finds a new way to be blithe and delusional. Two weeks ago is was through psychotropic medication; last week, via Romance Novel. This week? Well, with the American Porn Industry shut down at the moment (I'm wearing black underwear in mourning btw), Nooners makes up the difference by virtually teabagging feckless leader. Americans do not think Mr. Bush has a persona to dazzle history, they think he is the average American man, but the average American man as they understand the term: straight shooter, hard worker, decent, America-loving, God-loving. They can tell he is not doing it all by polls and focus groups. If he were doing it by polls and focus groups he wouldn't have defied the U.N., invaded Iraq, and pursued its democracy. He would have talked instead about nuance, multilateral negotiations and the need for child safety seats in SUVs. He moved on Iraq because he thought it was right and it would make the world safer. You can agree or disagree with him, but it is hard to doubt his guts, his seriousness and his commitment. And Americans respect guts, seriousness and commitment. Peggy Noonan, Jenna Jameson for the Depends set.